There have been many good inventions, but Life Alert is a GREAT invention. Accidental injury in the home is the leading cause of death for seniors 65 and up. Now you can live alone without fear of breaking your hip in front of the TV with the History Channel on full volume day after day until your body starves itself to death. Life Alert is a great investment!

With Life Alert, if you fall down, get attacked, or just feel the big one coming on you can call for help as long as you have enough sense to push a button. Life Alert is only for people who care about their own survival.